I've been getting them more frequently now. Supposedly it means real labor is around the corner. My due date is in the 3 weeks. What they're doing is annoying the crap outta me because I want to be done being pregnant. I am huge, heavy, it's hard to walk, I'm always hungry and I always feel like I have to go to the bathroom. -_-
C'mon kid, you've had a nice stay inside the mommy hotel but it's time to check out! Come make a rucus and cause me to loose my mind because you sleep during the day and not at night like a little baby vampire. But I am so done carrying you around inside me where you do nothing but stretch in odd ways (which hurts me) turn around (which hurts me) and ball up into a corner of my uterus (which...hurts me.)
You are hearby given an eviction notice as of 8/25/2010 at 11:36pm. Mama wants you out within the week or so.
Pretty please?
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